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When Movies Can Be a Magnifying Glass to Our Soul
2007-12-03 17:27
by Scott Long

You might say I'm a bit of a film buff. One recent phenomenom in cinema has been brother directing teams creating movie magic together. For example, some love the Coen brothers, others are fanatical about the Wachowski brothers, while there are countless others who prefer the slapstick comedy of the Farrelly brothers. I don't dispute their talents, but the siblings who have had the greatest impact on my life are the Bang Brothers. (NSFW) These auteurs of the ass are true innovators in their use of the lens.

Recently I was watching their work in the classic MILF genre. In it there was the revolutionary idea of a college boy back for the summer mowing the lawn of the sexy older woman down the street. I will admit I was initially moved by the genius displayed in this scene, but then the actor mentioned that he was excited to be with a woman so much more experienced, a mature woman who was 35 YEARS OLD! This statement changed everything for me, as it put a mirror up to myself. I realized that I was part watching/part fantasizing that I was the boy, when in real truth, I was at a more advanced age than the older woman being defiled. What a wakeup call from my Peter Pan existence, as it made me consider my own mortality for the first time. I'm actually older than many of the Mothers I'd Like to F***.

Once again, Pornography helps us understand ourselves better. Sure many of us think it, but we fail to publicly acknowledge it. Thank you PORN for making the world a better place.

Comments
2007-12-03 18:37:09
1.   Schteeve
It's posts like this that make me love The Juice. There are a bunch of jokes in there, see if you can find them all!
2007-12-04 09:44:12
2.   George Y
Ain't that the naked truth.

But you might have made a mistake referring to your time on earth as an "advanced" age....

2007-12-04 10:20:03
3.   Scott Long
Strictly chronological, by George. Strictly chronological.
2007-12-04 20:39:42
4.   George Y
It is sad that no one makes a statistical argument for a MILF's best season, and whether it was synthetically aided or not. I guess the Rock didn't earn his nickname in the pron field.
2007-12-04 21:31:39
5.   Scott Long
I can't tell you who is the greatest MILF of all-time, but the Babe Ruth of the MILF, the woman who first brought MILF to a whole new level was Kay Parker. Her reign happened during the late 70-early 80's period. This is a time period, much like the pre-steroid period, which is referred to as the pre-implant era.

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