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Most of the time, Super Bowl Halftime shows are as dismal of a television event as can be produced. With such illustrious performers as New Kids on the Block to the Miami Sound Machine, most of these halftime shows have as much to do with the spike in domestic violence (highest day of the year), as does the game itself.
If you think that maybe they are better in person, I would argue against your point. I was at the most famous Super Bowl of all-time, which took place in Houston's Reliant Stadium. Why it was the most famous was this was the SB Halftime when Janet Jackson let fly her star-spangled nipple. I didn't meet one person who was at the game who actually saw the unveiling, as between the smoke still covering the field from Kid Rock's pyrotechnics and all the fake enthusiasm being provided by the hired crowd next to the stage, it was hard to tell what was going on.
It took the NFL 37 years to have a performance that wasn't a joke. The first Super Bowl after 9/11 featured U-2 and they were so great that no one will ever match their magnetism. The NFL has finally figured out that considering how huge the spotlight is for whoever performs in this spot, they can get pretty much anyone they want. Thus, we have had Paul McCartney and the Rolling Stones the past 2 years. Both had decent performances, but they are so old that instead of putting in earplugs and cranking up their guitars, the only cranking up they did is to the miracle ear's they installed in their heads.
This year seems like an inspired choice, as Prince is truly one of the greatest live entertainers this world has ever seen. While not in his prime, Prince has put out his most vibrant album in a decade. I can't think of an artist who appeals to more groups of people than him, as the purple freak mixes funk, rock, soul, rap, and pop in a blend that Sly Stone only hinted at.
If you are interested in my thoughts on the game, I think the Colts will win by 10, but it's just a small 2-star play. Instead of previewing the game, I thought I would use this space to give my rankings of the Top 15 Prince albums and the Top 40 Prince songs.
1. Sign of the Times
2. Purple Rain
3. Parade
4. Around the World in a Day
5. 1999
Sign is one of the top 20 records in rock history. It is Prince at his peak, melding every musical genre, while including biting social commentary.
Purple Rain made Prince a household name, which is pretty amazing considering how eclectic the movie and especially the album were.
Parade was the soundtrack to the horrible Under the Cherry Moon film, but the music shouldn't be penalized, as it is a great companion piece to Purple Rain.
The follow-up to Purple Rain was a disappointment to many, but ATWIAD shows him at his most psychedelic. Somewhere between the Beatles and Hendrix, if they recorded in 1985 is how I describe it.
While many would place 1999 higher, I just don't think the record holds up as well. Don't get me wrong, it's excellent, but the synth-heavy hooks sounded genuis in 1982, but now not so much.
One thing that should be mentioned is that Prince produced my Top 5 over just a 5 year period. This amazing production during a 5 year period can only be matched by The Beatles and the Stones (68-73).
6. Diamonds and Pearls
7. Love Symbol Album
8. The Gold Experience
9. Dirty Mind
10. Controversy
If Prince would have released Diamonds after Sign of the Times, he might never have lost momentum on his world-wide domination. Instead Lovesexy came out in 1988 and despite being an interesting song-cycle, it lacked more than a couple stand-out tracks.
Number 7 on my list is when Prince started going by the symbol, which became a bit of joke, taking away from the rawest funk album he has ever made.
By 1995, he had started to be more of a fringe figure, as the best songs he produced on Gold were not radio-friendly.
Note that my 6-8 selections all came out over a 4 year period that is very underrated by critics.
Back in the 80's, both Dirty Mind and Controversy were appearing in critics Top 100 albums of all-time. I know many will slam me for putting them down this low, but the music just doesn't hold-up very well and both were short on songs. Put the best of them together and they are better than 1999, but as individual entities, they are classics during their timeframe, but not something I seek out much of today.
11. Graffiti Bridge
12. 3121
13. Batman
14. Lovesexy
15. Musicology
Truth be told, if I was listing complete records that had Prince's name on them, Graffiti Bridge would be number 7 on my list, as the contributions by the Time and Tevin Cambell are really top-notch. Bridge is a really great piece of music.
3121 is Prince's best work in the past 10 years, as it's the comeback that number 15 Musicology hinted at. 3121 is like a James Brown record, if the Godfather would have let his early sidemen, Jimi Hendrix, really let loose.
Batman catches a lot of flack for being kind of silly, but it's a fun record that holds up surprisingly well.
Top 40 Prince singles
1. When Doves Cry
2. Sign of the Times
3. Gett Off
4. Raspberry Beret
5. Kiss
6. Alphabet Street
7. Kiss/Anotherloverholeinthehead
8. Purple Rain
9. Thieves in the Temple
10. Pop Life (fresh dance mix)
11. Cream
12. Controversy
13. Take Me With U
14. Peach
15. 1999
16. Money Don't Matter Tonight
17. If I Was Your Girlfriend
18. When You Were Mine
19. D.M.S.R.
20. Head
21. Sexy M.F.
22. Pussy Control
23. Black Sweat
24. Erotic City
25. Batdance
26. Mountains
27. The Cross
28. I Wanna Be Your Lover
29. Ballad of Dorothy Parker
30. 7
31. Pink Cashmere
32. Hot Thing
33. My Name is Prince
34. I Would Die for You
35. The Jam of the Year
36. The Morning Papers
37. The Beautiful Ones
38. Sometimes it Snows in April
39. International Lover
40. The Fury
Not going to go through all of these, so just let me mention a couple of things. I'm tired of Little Red Corvette and Let's Go Crazy, which is why they aren't here. When Doves Cry and Sign of the Times are in my top 100 singles of all-time. Prince has come out with a few different best of collections. These 40 would make up my 2 CD-set.
I haven't heard anything from Crystal Ball, N.E.W.S, or the Rainbow Children, but I have listened to pretty much everything else ever recorded by the most talented single performer in rock music history. His mastery of so many different instruments and genres of music is amazing in its own right. When you add to this his incredible dancing ability and spectacular showmanship, well it's hard to put anyone in his class. This is one halftime show where you won't want to miss the entertainment.
Prince stories:
a.) Having tickets at 15 to see the Purple Rain Tour and being unable to go because I got picked to sing in an all-state choir. I will regret that in my last hour as much as I did then.
b.) I 1987 I attended the small east-coast manhattan-heavy liberal arts college I was going to attend as a senior for a visit. While in the campus basement bar I watched freshman girl after girl after girl walk by while "Hot Thing" shook the floor and thinking I might actually be dead and in some afterlife paradise of sexual atmospheric perfection. That album has to rank among the best ever made, period.
c.) In 1993 while working at Tower Classics on Sunset someone came in and told us that Prince was at Book Soup next door (the day after my other idol of the period, Douglass Adams, was signing 'Mostly Harmless'). I walked over and when I got to the glass door, I was shocked to find that we ended up there at the same moment, me going in, and him coming out. He actually stepped aside to let me come in, and I managed a very eloquent "um..." as he breezed by into his limo and zoomed away.
d.) Catching a concert aftershow in San Francisco at tiny tiny Slim's in 1998, where I at least made up somewhat for a.).
I will add that Prince is also an underappreciated guitarist who has laid down some tasty licks in his time.
-Not to mention his perfect rhythm section (also woefully underestimated) across all the recordings it's gotta be one of the greatest aspects of his music.
-FP
I am (or at least have been) a huge Prince fan, but it's telling that Scott's lists combine an almost equal amounts of brilliance, treacly crap, and boring professionalism. I fear it's the latter two that will be primarily on display on Sunday, though I'd love for Mr. Nelson to bust out "Darling Nikki" and "Head" and make the network sensors long for Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction.
For what it's worth, with the exception of Sign of the Times, I generally prefer his early synth-heavy work (Purple Rain and prior). To my mind, his top-four albums are almost indisputibly Purple Rain, Sign O' the Times, Dirty Mind, and 1999, in that order.
I like Price somewhat, and acknowledge his immense talent. But he only rates slightly better than Dave Matthews on my iPod list. (though, like I said, I acknowledge he IS far more talented -- and Dave is no slouch.)
One little quibble, Hendrix played as a hired gun for a bunch of different acts before he was signed by Chas Chandler, Little Richard, The Isley Brothers, Curtis Knight and King Curtis come to mind. But, as best as I can recall, he never played for James Brown. Pity.
I can't even type that in the same paragraph with a Prince mention!
Sorry, but "Never Take the Place of Your Man" is one of my least favorite Prince hits. To each his own.
Thanks for the correction on the Hendrix/James Brown connection. You are right, it was Little Richard's band that he was with for the longest time.
Since Cliff threw me under the bus on my reviews, let me just say that Cliff has kept his New York music critic street cred by exalting Prince's early work, while listing his later stuff as "treacly crap and boring professionalism." I liked his guitar driven stuff better. Hey I'm no Robert Christgau.
I listened to all of Prince's stuff over the past week to feel like I had a handle on it. I figured I would rate Controversy a lot higher, but the synths sound really cheesy. Really worked then, but like most synth driven music, it doesn't hold up as well.
Mr. Corcoran didn't throw you that far under, maybe just enough for you to get a good look at the muffler. You both had the same top two albums, albeit in opposite order.
And, yeah, I might be a New York-based music critic, but I've been a Prince fan since before I knew what criticism was. My opinions are my own, and genuine.
No problem here. At least you are paying attention. The 2 biggest Prince fans I know are former contributors Will Carroll and TFD. Where are their thoughts? I'm sure your reaction was mild compared to what they would think of my choices.
If any of you have not seen the video of Prince at the Rock 'n Roll HOF blowing everyone off the stage during "While My Guitar Gently Weeps", please do. It's an example of someone practicing his craft at a level beyond even the best of his day, and toying with the competition, like Michael Jordan in 1996.
He starts soloing at about the 3:25 mark. You can see George's son gaping in awe, and at the end Prince... well, you'll see:)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2ND7wSZj-L0
--David A.
I agree the preprogrammed stuff is reprehensible, especially the ubiquitous handclap sample blasted at every backbeat, but I was talking about seeing the man live. He just always has a crack (in the good sense!) band. Very tight rhythm section.
17 Sorry, but I don't see anything very impressive about that soloing. Just because he makes it look cool by sliding his hand up and down the neck between licks doesn't make it better. Then again, I grew up watching the technical expertise of guys like Marty Friedman, Alex Skolnick, and Yngwie Malmsteen, so unless someone writes a truly memorable and affecting solo (like in "Comfortably Numb") I'm not going to get too excited unless there is some fancy fretboard action going on.
I think Mike Campbell of the Heartbreakers is very underrated also.
Dylan released "Bringing It All Back Home," "Blonde on Blonde," and "Highway 61 Revisited" in a little over ONE year. These were preceded by "The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan," "The Times They Are A-Changing," and "Another Side of Bob Dylan." They were followed by "John Wesley Harding."
That's seven outstanding albums from 1963-1967, with three masterpieces in a row in 65-66.
So that's NINE excellent albums from 1963-1969.
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This also wrecks a joke I used to do about Super Bowl sunday being the biggest day of domestic abuse in the country. In a related story there is a group trying to have the super bowl become a weekly event. "The super bowl creates the kind of passion among couples that should happen a lot more often," group spokesman Ike Turner said.
There are a few quibbles here-and-there, such as Musicology #15 (should be much higher), Parade #3 (eh? take-it-or-leave-it), and Purple Rain #8 (you're kidding right?...Umm...#2 or #3, followed by Raspberry Beret).
Now if you could just have a Radiohead thread I'd seriously consider it to be a life...
And what's with the disdain (or lack of love) for TV on Radio?
BTW, don't think I didn't notice no comments to my Top10....knew you'd love the Knopfler, Costello, & Dylan choices.
After watching the halftime show, I am rethinking Purple Rain. I should have put it 3 or 4 as a single. Oops.
Radiohead thread ends for me at OK Computer, as the rest of their releases are incomplete works to my ears. Actually, Thom Yorke's Eraser is my favorite work he's been involved in since OK Computer.
TV on the Radio just doesn't connect with me. Listen to The Hold Steady, if you want to check out a critically acclaimed release that lives up to its rep. And you should like this...they are big Minnesota sports fans. (most of the band is originally from TC.)
I'm a Costello freak, but I haven't been really enthused about anything he has done since Brutal Youth. Knopfler I liked in college, but don't really follow him anymore. Dylan.....well Prince did a nice riff on his "All Along the Watchtower" at halftime.
"Yesterday's command performance was yet more proof that Prince has made that familiar journey from pariah to American treasure. He has a catalog of hits that everybody seems to love (even the players, who normally take little interest in the halftime show, were quoted praising Prince), and he sings and plays and moves as well as he ever did. "
Amen.
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