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Them Darn Texans ...
2004-01-15 21:14
by Will Carroll

Scary. If they'd been Muslims, would Homeland Security have done something? There's a problem of terrorism, racism, and Ostrichism here.

Heck, Dubya, there's oil in Noonday, does that help you decide?

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