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NFL Pre-Season Power Rankings
2007-09-08 23:59
by Scott Long

I lost all the work I did on these rankings when some malfunction sent them floating in the cyberspace netherworld. (NOT HAPPY) I will try to find some time to post them again, with my reasons. Below are just the rankings.

  1. Colts
  2. Chargers
  3. Patriots
  4. Ravens
  5. Cowboys
  6. Broncos
  7. Bears
  8. Rams
  9. Seahawks
  10. Bengals
  11. Jaguars
  12. Saints
  13. Eagles
  14. Vikings
  15. Panthers
  16. Titans
  17. Jets
  18. Steelers
  19. Redskins
  20. Giants
  21. Packers
  22. 49ers
  23. Chiefs
  24. Bills
  25. Texans
  26. Lions
  27. Cardinals
  28. Browns
  29. Dolphins
  30. Bucs
  31. Raiders
  32. Falcons
Comments
2007-09-09 06:30:43
1.   Suffering Bruin
The Cowboys in the Super Bowl. Sweet Jeebus, as if Terrell Owens isn't insufferable enough.

I hate Owens. I hate him, hate him, hate him!

2007-09-09 07:52:13
2.   LatNam
At first I was upset that you had the Titans @ # 25... Don't get me wrong, I don't expect the playoffs or anything, but I think they're better than that.... Then I saw you also had them @ 16. So I'm just assuming you meant the Texans @ # 25.

At least I hope that's what you meant.. hah

2007-09-09 08:08:50
3.   Tom
I'm not happy with Cowboys ahead of Bears, but at least it's not Saints ahead of Bears.
2007-09-09 08:27:04
4.   Scott Long
Yes, it was supposed to be the Texans at 25. I think Vince Young is the most exciting player I've ever seen in my 36 years of watching football. Without him the Titans are around 28 on my list, but he is everything Michael Vick was touted to be, but never lived up to.
2007-09-09 20:03:23
5.   Suffering Bruin
MLB and NFL with something in common: weak leagues/conferences that start with the letter "N".

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