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Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too? Nope. One of the bigger mysteries to me is why so many cans of Dr Pepper are sold. I can understand drinking it occasionally, but how it's the 6th biggest selling soft drink in the US is beyond me.
The first question I have about Dr Pepper is what is its flavor? The company claims there is a blend of 23 flavors to the Doctor. I always felt it tasted similar to the generic soda flavor of black cherry, with a little bit of a root beer tone thrown-in. Why people just don't buy the superior A&W or Barqs root beer, instead of going for an Dr Pepper puzzles me.
Another problem I have with the drink is that it doesn't blend well with food. I can remember when I was waiting tables someone ordered a Dr Pepper with their chimichanga. I had to ask them, are you sure about that? I mean even David Naughton would order a Coke or a Budweiser, when chowing on a burrito.
By the way, all my thoughts on Dr Pepper are the same for Mr Pibb. Since I was young, it always troubled me that this peculiar flavor would have such formal titles. I mean using Doctor and Mister is a bit much, isn't it?
I will give Dr Pepper a few more props than Mr Pibb, as at least it was the originator. It's kind of like comparing Britney Spears' and Jessica Simpson's music. Neither one was particularly good, but I give the edge to Brit for doing the teen jail-bait thing first. Same concept for Dr Pepper over Mr Pibb. I think my friend Mitch Hedburg said it best.
Mr. PiBB is a replica of Dr. Pepper, but it's a bullshit replica. Dude didn't even get his degree.
Just ahead of Dr Pepper in the sales rankings is Mountain Dew. The difference in sales between the 2 is less than a percentage point, which surprises me because I understand why people do the dew. Mountain Dew is loaded with caffeine, which is a big reason why I think many Americans consume soft drinks. Dr Pepper doesn't have anything in it which will give you a little boost. When Naughton would guzzle a Pepper and then dance through the streets, he must have done a couple lines of blow because it wasn't from anything the Dr had provided.
The one thing I will give props to Dr Pepper about is the diet version of it tastes the closest to the original of any beverage on the market. This is why Diet Dr Pepper is ranked 10th on the list of America's best selling soft drinks. The taste is so close, I really don't know why anyone even drinks the original. Just another mystery to me about it.
He's a Pepper, She's a Pepper. Why so many Peppers? Please Explain Dr Pepper.
Although, I enjoy the Dr. Pepper taste, so I might be biased.
I will say warm Dr. Pepper is just godawful, even worse that other sodas.
I love the Mitch Hedberg reference. He was a funny dude.
Good god. Seriously? Man, that cures me of my once every half-decade Dr. Pepper habit. That habit had its roots in my childhood, when I was drawn to its cool, aloof, outsider status. I also liked the more aggresive assault (compared to coke-pepsi) it provided on my young tastebuds. The last few times I've bought one I've gotten tired of it before I'm halfway through the bottle.
Contrary to a popular urban legend, Dr Pepper does not, and never has, contained prune juice.
Hate Mountain Dew.
As for Dr. Pepper's popularity, it is a very big drink in Texas, where it was invented.
On to mixing it with rolos, I will have to try it. Put it on my list of things I need to do before I die. (Take a ht of acid, watch 2 women get it on in preson)
"They say it tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper, well then, you MESSED UP!"
I never said the drink is bad, just can't believe it is the 6th highest selling soft drink.
The idea of dr pepper and nachos sounds really bad to me.
I did know that in the place it started, Texas, it is most popular. Interesting how in some parts of texas, people will order a "coke" and what they mean is soft drink.
I've never visited siberia, but I did spend a few weeks in grand forks, north dakota during the winter and at no time did I feel the need to pull out my showshoes and take a trek for some dr pepper.
Dr. Pepper is a great mixer. I've enjoyed the coconut rum concoction my buddy has made for me.
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Now there's some good stuff - washes a nice pastrami on rye w/mustard & cole slaw down real nice like...
Usually an establishment is either Coke or Pepsi, and as I can't stand Pepsi, I'll order a Dr. Pepper those times (since Pepsi bought Dr. Pepper.)
With soft drinks there are two things to consider: the popularity of the type of drink (cola, lemon-lime, root beer, etc.) and how large their market share of that flavor is.
Sprite has one major competitor in 7-Up, and a bunch of other similar citrus flavors which can also eat into their share.
In New York at least, there are three major brands of root beer (A&W, Mug, Barq's) and other smaller brands. I would wager that if you combine the major root beer brands they'd rival or exceed Pepper/Pibb.
Dr Pepper has a huge portion of its market share, with only Pibb to compete, and Pibb's only successful to any degree in a couple parts of the country (as far as I can tell). Here in NY, I haven't seen it for sale in quite a long time. If you want a Pepper-like drink, you gotta buy the real thing or opt for a store-brand knock-off.
As for the soda issue, I am very occasionally a Pepper. The reason I would pick Pepper over root beer, given a choice, is that Pepper has caffeine-if I'm about to go to work, or to drive somewhere, caffeine makes the choice for me. If I'm (ha!) well rested, sure, root beer tastes better.
But Coke Zero beats them all, hands down. Best diet soda ever.
As for Dr Pepper, I liked it when I was little, to the point that it was easily my favorite drink, but into my teens I started disliking it and thus never drank it. To be honest, I don't think I even remember what it tastes like, as it has been years since I drank it (although it's been a few years since I last had any soft drink, and my memory of what any of them taste like is pretty fuzzy).
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I went to Coca-Cola World or whatever it's called in Atlanta and they have every flavor of soda that Coca-Cola sells world wide in this little room and you can drink whatever you want for a few minutes on the tour out of tiny paper cups. Half of the flavors are so weird you wretch. I can't explain it beyond it's sugar + carbonated water + flavor.
Not that anyone asked me but I think the best soda is Canfield's 50/50. I think it's half grapefruit, half lemon (or lime, I forget). It's great to drink straight and great for mixing drinks.
Scott,
Some of us out here don't trust artificial sweeteners. It wouldn't surprise me if in 20 years we are talking about nutrasweet and equal like we do transfats now.
I've had friends who were big Mountain Dew drinkers (Super Big Gulp slurpers of the product) and they had one thing in common. They looked like Rod Beck.
I agree wholeheartedly that Coke Zero is the greatest Diet soda of all-time. If you have never liked diet drinks, give it a try. Actually, Pepsi One was great when it came out, but they did the "new and improved" deal on it and now I don't like it. I'm really surprised that Coke Zero isn't rated in the Top 6 by now, as it tastes great and Coke has such a powerful marketing team.
Good points on the root beer having so many different choices that it loses market share. My bigger point is that if you want that type of taste, why people go for Dr Pepper over root beer is a bit of a mystery.
Is there a better soft drink than A@W root beer served on tap in a frosty mug? Only a lemon shakeup at a county fair can top it for me, when it comes to drinks.
I also agree that high fructose corn syrup is probably worse for you than anything they can dream up about artificial sweeteners, but then again, I prefer sodas that are made with sugar, like you used to be able to get in most of the rest of the world.
Soemone mentioned Dr. Brown's and I just had to bring up my favorite, the Cel-Rey "tonic" (as my friend at Marv's Deli calls it). Much better than the Black Cherry (my old childhood favorite) for washing down pastrami and mustard.
Also, does anyone remember a Dr. Slice or Dr. Squirt. I have some thread of memory that involves one of the two being some sort of combination with Pepper or maybe a competitor, who know. maybe it was a dream.
As far as root beer goes, I am a big fan of the Henry Weinhardt's version. Hints of vanilla and saspirilla, mmmmmm.
http://www.cspinet.org/nah/caffeine/caffeine_content.htm
Dr. Pepper has caffeine, as 19 also pointed out. A little more than Pepsi, a little less than Coke, significantly less than the Dew.
26 Note that Barq's adds caffeine, most root beers do not.
Many years ago, as a teenager, I had that bad with food Dr. Pepper experience; Jack In The Box SuperTacos just do not match with it. Of course, there are many other reasons not to be eating that combination of "food"!
7 I have been a contrarian my whole life, You must have really hated that "I'm a pepper, she's a pepper, wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?" ad campaign. The near-oxymoronic nature of being "part of an original crowd" was pretty amusing, however.
I eventually found that Dr. Pepper was the only carbonated beverage I could stomach that they wouldn't touch. Sure, it has a weird made-up taste. But then again, isn't cola a weird, made-up taste? Does anyone out there know what kola nuts are actually supposed to taste like?
As for root beer, it's strangely the only beverage, aside from maybe milk, that doesn't have huge brand loyalty going for it. I know people who are total brand name snobs who won't bat an eye at buying the supermarket generic root beer for a cook-out--that likely puts a huge damper on root beer passing Dr. Pepper (and Mountain Dew) on the list.
30 I don't have single root beer brand loyalty b/c I'm interested in trying many brands (bottled or restaurant made only). But I will tell you that I did fly Sioux City Sarsaparilla in my luggage back to PA b/c the closest distributor's quite a long ways away. For root beer, it's pretty much Sioux City or Frostie for me. No generics. And I'll only take A&W at A&W restaurants, never canned. I'm weird.
Barq's root beer is awful. It's basically Coke with root beer flavoring; after having it semi-regularly my freshman year of college, I realized how bad it was. A&W's the best canned root beer, but if picking a favorite, I go with IBC.
sprite is okay. i've never drunk coffee or tea and i'm not a caffeine guy. all that said, i am a barq's root beer fanatic. it was pointed out earlier that barq's is about the only root beer that has caffeine in it. hence it's slogan of "the one with the bite."
i'm in atlanta, which is the 'land of coke.' i love barq's and dasani water, both coca-cola products. obviously i disagree massively with those who say barq's is awful and that's there's no difference between many different brands. i can easily detect differences. A&W, is my most hated. it tastes "burnt" to me. sorry - i don't have a better explanation on it. i'm not a huge fan of the fancy root beer types. i like Mug okay, but barq's rules for me.
dr. pepper & mr. pibb (which i never even heard of til i moved south), taste like medicine to me - triaminic, most specifically.
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The "My Brilliant Career" bit is particularly ridiculous.
Re: RC cola, they still use sugar, as opposed to HFCS.
While I like canned root beer better than dr pepper, a&w poured on tap from a drive-in is manna. Sweet, sweet nectar. Kind of like a good beer served in a frosty mug.
- There's no accounting for taste
Other than that, I never drink the stuff. Soda is gross.
With some topics, like Danica Patrick, I don't care enough to have an opinion, let alone care enough to share it.
Incidentally, I think Dr. Pepper is pretty accurately rated. The only one beneath it that you'd think might be higher is Sprite, and that's the Patrick Ewing to Michael Jordan's 7up.
That 6% of every soft drink consumed is a Dr Pepper is the amazing part. It seems to me like a drink that you might have every once in awhile. It basically has the same percentage as Diet Pepsi, which is consumed in massive amounts by some.
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