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Happy Holiday to Our Readers
2006-12-24 19:34
by Scott Long

I hope the season turns out well for you. Hopefully you didn't follow any of the selections by America's Worst NFL Handicapper (See below...6 BIG Losers...Ouch Babe.) If you did, please disregard my holidays greetings. Of course, the positive of this happening right before Christmas, you can take back all your gifts and get the money back for them to help pay your bookie. This is a similar reason why I refer to December 26th as Junkies' Christmas. This is a day when drug addicts take back all the presents they received from loving relatives, so they can get enough cash to score Meth or Crack. Peace on Earth, Goodwill towards Men.

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2006-12-24 20:56:42
1.   scareduck
Merry, merry, Scott, and Happy New Year.

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