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2006-03-10 14:00
by Will Carroll

I'm no poet and I'm no comedy writer, nor am I some great stylist or critic, so I'll aim lower. Since everyone here seems to like our music posts and loves baseball, let's combine them -- what band is like a baseball player?

For instance, Bob Hamelin is Hootie & The Blowfish. Came on really strong, never reached the same heights and couldn't be accepted for what he was.

Best answer, as selected by me, will win a signed book, of some sort. I have some of mine and some others we've gotten at the radio station. We'll work something out.

Comments
2006-03-10 14:29:06
1.   nickb
Daryl Strawberry=Britney Spears

Both started out hot and exciting and ended up as train wrecks that, while you were embarassed for them, you still couldn't look away whenever they ended up on TV.

2006-03-10 14:40:32
2.   ucfknights
Barry Bonds = Michael Jackson

Both could have been one of the greatest at their given profession in their original form but envying the way others looked turned both into freaks.

2006-03-10 16:03:35
3.   graciebarn
A Flock of Seagulls--Dave Winfield.
2006-03-10 16:28:12
4.   Ken Arneson
Genesis = Frank Tanana. They started out as one thing in the early seventies, then they lost their Peter Gabriel/fastball in the mid-1970s, after which they started tossing around lollipops, and they were surprisingly successful with that junk all through the eighties and into the nineties. They weren't the hall-of-fame band they could have been, but the still ended up with a very long and successful career.
2006-03-10 16:34:49
5.   mhixpgh
Rich Harden: Forget Myself by Elbow

or

Josh Fogg: Brings the Flood by Neko Case

or

Carl Crawford: Run Devil, Run by Jenny Lewis with The Watson Twins

Thanks for your work this season....

Mark from Pittsburgh

2006-03-10 18:12:39
6.   Another Tom
Roger Clemens = U2

Started out by taking the world by storm. Lost a little popularity and skill in the middle but finished strong as ever. Turned some people off with brashness and politics but never bit their tongue.

2006-03-10 19:14:56
7.   joejoejoe
David Ortiz = Tina Turner

I think you might like to hear something from us
Nice and easy
But there's just one thing
You see we never ever do nothing
Nice and easy
We always do it nice and rough
So we're gonna take the beginning of this song
And do it easy
Then we're gonna do the finish rough
This is the way we do Big Papi

2006-03-10 20:05:58
8.   mathesond
J.R. Richard - Nirvana

Brilliant and powerful, and a tragic early end.

2006-03-10 20:07:16
9.   mathesond
If we move on to fiction, Roy Hobbs could be the Sex Pistols. Hot early, then nothing for years, then a return to glory
2006-03-10 20:23:31
10.   mathesond
Last one, hopefully, it just popped into my head. Rickey Henderson = James Brown
2006-03-10 22:22:07
11.   Another Tom
Other submissions that didn't make my final choice:

Larry Walker = Barenaked Ladies - Best thing to come out of Canada

Joe D = Buddy Holly and the Crickets - the best of all-time but I have to take my father's word for it

Manny Ramirez = The Pogues - really good but I can't understand anything they say

John Rocker = Cracker

Bill Spaceman Lee = Weird Al - obvious

2006-03-11 06:29:38
12.   Al Bogdan
David Wright = The Strokes

Both are solid, quality acts acks who are/were incredibly overhyped just because there haven't been many solid, quality acts to come out of NY in a long, long time.

I hope I'm wrong about Wright.

2006-03-11 07:13:09
13.   RickM
Rolling Stones = Willie Mays

Spectacular as youth, long time greats, stretched their careers long enough to be an embarassment to themselves.

2006-03-11 07:25:55
14.   Blah Blah Blah
Lucinda Williams=Bobby Abreu

A sustained career of absurd excellence flies just beneath the radar.

Responsible for successes credited to others (Mary Chapin Carpenter's Passionate Kisses, in the case of Abreu Philly successes are credited to anybody but Abreu as a rule).

Bounced into greater public consciousness briefly (Car Wheels, Home Run Derby) and promptly slid back into their original niche.

Continued excellence is expected.

2006-03-11 09:48:41
15.   Anthony
Joe DiMaggio = The Clash

Sure there were other greats at the same time, but they were The Only Band That Mattered. Amazing right from their debut, they built up to one of the most important moments in their industry's history (London Calling = 56), lost some steam (World War 2/Sandinista!) but still had some fantastic moments left in them (Should I Stay or Should I Go/one last MVP).

2006-03-11 12:14:14
16.   Voxter
Willie Mays : Smokey & the Miracles. For a long while there, they could do absolutely no wrong. Then, as the seventies started, they both got old and stopped mattering, sadly.

I was gonna compare The Clash to Bob Gibson. Greatness fueled by anger.

Babe Ruth : Bob Dylan. Not the first guy ever to do what he did, but he changed all the rule for how to go about it.

2006-03-11 12:16:01
17.   Voxter
Oh yeah, and Julio Franco : Rolling Stones. I think the parallels are obvious.
2006-03-11 17:59:34
18.   misterjohnny
Julio Franco = Jimmy Buffett
Never that great, but had some moments. Now just ripping off his owner/fans.
2006-03-11 20:11:33
19.   Voxter
Okay, my last one:

Ted Williams : Johann Sebastian Bach. Clearly one of the greatest, and the most scientific of those.

2006-03-12 05:27:00
20.   chris in illinois
Craig Biggio=Replacements/Paul Westerberg

A career long greatness (with a bit of a soft ending) that has largely gone unrecognized by most people.

2006-03-12 18:41:34
21.   josh
Sammy Sosa = Milli Vanilli
2006-03-13 16:52:32
22.   Smed
Neifi Perez is Dashboard Confessional. It tastes bad, isn't really that good for you, yet people still try to shove them down your throat.
2006-03-13 19:01:55
23.   kw8489
Gaylord Perry = Grateful Dead

Well travelled with a touch of grey, not always spectacular but always put on an entertaining show.

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