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White Sox catcher A.J. Pierzynski, minor-league strength coach Dale Torborg and Ozzie Guillen participated in the taping of a Total Nonstop Action (TNA) Wrestling segment to be shown on Spike TV in two weeks.In my post last week, I wrote that Ozzie seemed to be most influenced by pro wrestling managers. I see the future.
Another example of my Nostradamus-like skills is this story entitled FANS WANT TO SUE CLAY AIKEN FOR BEING VIRGINAL, ASEXUAL CHARACTER. I will be waiting here for all the apologies from the ClayNation, who besmirched me for my thoughts on the "Gayken." (Gayken is a name comedian Kathy Griffin dubbed him.)
Question: Which has been of shittier quality over the past 20 years: the Tigers or the taste of Little Caesars and Domino's Pizza?
As I understand it, these ports were already run by a British conglomerate. Therefore, the precedent has already been set. It's about an Arab country running them and whether that's a good idea. Doesn't sound like a good idea to me.
And Scott, you link to the top 10 movies, the Clay Aiken thing, and the Michigan weirdo but not Lohan?!?!? DUDE!! Help us out here!
Recent Vanity Fair cover.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10793492/
When she was a red-headed goddess.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/soutthida/2005photos/Lindsay_Lohan_Vanity_Fair_June_2004.jpg
I'd have gotten the article out sooner, but I was too busy stocking my Y2K shelter with supplies and buying shares of Pets.com to get everything together in time. I promise that my live-blogging of the Oscars will publish by, at the very latest, April 1.
Frank Thomas is a dickhead. Kenny Williams is an asshole.
Frank was my favorite player during the 90's. It sucks when your favorite player on your favorite team is a dick. It sucks when the guy who made a lot of great moves--which made him as responsible as anyone for bringing a world championship to White Sox fans-- is an ass.
So here's my quandry. It should have been handled in private. Hopefully the current rift will be mended some day, as Frank is the greatest hitter in White Sox history.
Cecil Fielder is a Michigan food magnet; the others would be considered food magnates.
Also, I hope the Frank thing is at least twice as big as the Maggs tiff last year, as he was twice as good as Maggs ("that Venezuelan piece of [crap]").
When I was in my teens and twenties, I used to watch movies constantly, but during the past decade, I find I rarely catch anything but documentaries. Movies have become kind of like the NBA to me, with me spending more time reading about the industry, then watching it. One thing I really appreciated about Ryan's list was he put in a commercial comedy film. Too many film snobs are not willing to give props to comedic films. And yes I'm putting Ryan in the category of film snob. I mean any guy in his 20's who idolizes Pauline Kael I'm sure would appreciate being called a film snob.
I've never liked Domino's, but I am interested in trying the steak pizza they've been advertising. Has anyone tried it and what are your reviews?
Tom C- Did the company manual have any restrictions on you delivering a pizza to a planned parenthood? Ironically, I ate a Domino's pizza in college which was so bad that it should have been called "Late Term Abortion".
http://snobsite.com/fs_excerpts.php
...without thinking twice?
And nooo, I'm not kidding.
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