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2005-07-07 09:11
by Will Carroll

Someone please, please explain this to me.

On second thought ...

(Seriously ... you have to hang through the whole thing. I mean, Carl working out ISN'T the bizarre part ...)

2005-07-07 10:47:20
1.   Cliff Corcoran
Is there supposed to be a link there, Will?
2005-07-07 11:10:52
2.   thecubsfan
Looks like he meant this link:
2005-07-07 14:13:56
3.   Derek Smart
Wow. Just think of this guy's poor agent. How do you sell a product like this?

"What Carl lacks in talent, he makes up for with a prodigous Freak Show Factor."

"Sure, Eddie Murphy did the same sort of thing, but was his music video in a gym? Did an old lady in giant sunglasses and a bathing suit blow bubbles on him before joining him in a hottub? Even if he'd had this old lady with him, would he have escorted her into the privacy of the sauna room while placing a 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the door that was in both English AND French? No, sir, I think we have that market all to ourselves."

"Please give him a job. He's holding my mother hostage."

2005-07-07 17:46:29
4.   Joe
That is so disturbing.

Yet oddly catchy.

2005-07-07 23:05:58
5.   Cliff Corcoran
I'm speechless, that has to be seen to be believed.
2005-07-08 06:21:47
6.   Blah Blah Blah
This raises a couple issues...

#1) how in the world, in July of 2005, do you stumble across this?

#2) The lady with the sunglasses...I don't know, either, but I have a theory and it involves allusions to Richard Simmons.

2005-07-08 07:13:55
7.   TFD
Pretty damn bizarre. Simmons...uh no, don't think so.

Lewis is just plain nuts.

Look at the low production value. He's trying to make some seventh grade statement that all human beings need contact, even ones that may seem to be the farthest from our own personal 'type'. (Black, young, super athlete...white, old, overweight female.) Incredibly juvenile and sick, frankly.

2005-07-08 08:05:40
8.   Blah Blah Blah
No way. A cultural message? It aint that deep TFD.

If anything, you may have hit it on the head in your second paragraph, he's just nutso.

To the extent any message was intended, I think it's a very kooky rejection of the notion that working out is only for people who are already ripped. "I think you're beautiful because you're working out." Which would essentially be Richard Simmons with a gold medal.

Deep deep stuff.

2005-07-08 08:27:35
9.   Blah Blah Blah
If you're looking for message and meaning, here's your boy:

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