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There are plenty of stories and TV shows celebrating the 1-hit wonders like Wild Cherry, Modern English, Primitive Radio Gods. (3 of my favorites from each of the last 3 decades) Well, how about the artists who have doubled that output. The six I have listed have had other good songs, but only 2 would hit the charts. I'm sure there are others I'm missing; so feel free to list them in the comments section. Remember, only classic rock selections.
Gerry Rafferty- Is there a better saxophone solo on a classic rock song than "Baker Street"? The mellow sounds of "Right Down the Line" are almost as good.
Stealer's Wheel- Ok, this is kind of cheating, as the voice and main writer of this band is Gerry Rafferty, but the band does have a different sound. "Stuck in the Middle with You" is my favorite song of all-time and I felt this way before I heard it played while Michael Madsen slices an ear in Tarantino's "Reservoir Dogs". The other song that charted by this band is an overlooked gem entitled "Star", which is as good as anything Badfinger or the Rasberries did in emulating The Beatles.
Gary Wright*- Now what says the 70's better than Dream Weaver? It practically shines a strobe light on the decade. Off of the same album, came a white funky gem entitled "Love is Alive", which matches anything Steve Winwood did during his solo career.
Al Stewart- Sure Al is no Rod Stewart, but I would match his 2 best tunes with anything bleach-blonde streaked Rod the Mod ever put out. Has there been any singer sound like a bigger British poofter than Al Stewart? I say listen to "Year of the Cat" or "Time Passages" and then try to tell me that the current band Keane wasn't heavily influenced by his singing style.
Golden Earring- "I've been drivin' all night, my hands wet on the wheel". Now name me a song that kicks ass driving at night more than "Radar Love"? You can't do it. 8 years later, this Dutch band came back with an equally unique rocker "Twilight Zone". Actually they have a couple other good songs like "Clear Night, Moonlight" and "Devil Made Me Do It", but the 2 that charted stand out above all the rest of their work.
10CC- How a band can come up with 2 incredibly great songs like "I'm Not in Love" and "Things We Do for Love", but not have anything else on their greatest hits release that is even listenable is a complete mystery. Band members Godley and Crème broke off and had a minor hit "Cry", which was played a lot on MTV because of it being the first video to morph human faces. (The same effect was used later by Godley in the video he directed of Michael Jackson's "Black and White" video.)
****** PLEASE LOOK AT THIS DEFINITION OF CLASSIC ROCK.******
I'm sure there's more out there. Name 'em in comments.
1* Kids in America
(when she had more of a harder sound that I liken closer to a Benatar-type sound
2* Keep Me Hangin' On
(VERY lame remake - she now had a Minogue-like sound and became unlistenable IMO despite the popularity of this song)
uhh...The Valentines break on "Woo-Woo Train" blows it away...but I guess that ain't really horrid "classic rock".
Kiki Dee. Did that pretty-great summer song type single with Elton John....then some awful song called I Got the Music in Me and then totally disappeared as I recall.
I don't know how you define "charting" since there are so many charts - another great two hit wonder band would be the Romantics. It's hard to deny What I Like About You and Talking in Your Sleep. I'd guess everybody knows those two and almost nobody knows of anything else they ever did.
Maybe this is cheating because neither of the two songs went real high up the charts, but Marshall Crenshaw had two hits in two years and since then nothing in 20. And the guy quite often just plain rules. Someday Someway, Whenever You're On My Mind.
I have long been a BOC fan...first real concert I ever went to was BOC/Cheap Trick...Illinois State Fair 1985 (or '86).
Marshall Crenshaw is the reason that radio sucks. He should rule.
The first side of Get The Knack rules!
Don't forget Candy's Going Bad by Golden Earring.
How about - Love Plus One and Favourite Shirts by Haircut 100. Or True and Gold by Spandau Ballet?
Crowded House - "Something So Strong" and "Don't Dream It's Over"
Don McLean - "American Pie" and "Vincent"
The Motels: "Only the Lonely" and "Suddenly Last Summer"
Some love for 10cc, "Art for Arts Sake (Money for God's Sake)" and "Life is a Minestrone" are pretty good little ditties...
And since I had to fix that, how about Thomas Dolby as a two-hit wonder ("She Blinded Me with Science" and "One of Our Submarines"), both from the same debut album, even?
The danger of these conversations is determining what hit means, and what it means to have one. After all, Lou Reed, even adding in his VU time, is a one-hit wonder ("Walk on the Wild Side"), Los Lobos is a one-hit wonder ("La Bamba") for a nostalgic cover on a soundtrack, and the Ramones are no-hit wonders, unless having your songs' chords power lots of advertising counts.
And whoever said The Knack sucks is banned. "My Sharona" may be the best rock n' roll song ever. Yes, I'm serious.
Dolby also had "Hyperactive," a song I loved back in my ol' Walkman days.
I do think Don McLean deserves some sort of award here. He's the clear two-hit wonder champ.
Glad you nailed Al Stewart though, my all-time favorite 2 hitter.
A couple more after a spin through the cheesy section of my mp3 collection:
Yvonne Elleman - If I Can't Have You, Hello Stranger
Todd Rundgren - I Saw the Light, Hello, It's Me
Human League - Fascination, Don't You Want Me
Julian Lennon - Much Too Late, Valotte
Flock of Seagulls - I Ran, Space Age Love Song
My vote: Human League.
I'm certain that the Band only got mentioned because of their lack of 'hits'. I mentioned BOC and I still listen to them at least monthly. Watched "The Last Waltz" yesterday, nice.
Shannon: Let The Music Play/Give Me Tonight
Bonnie Tyler had more than two hits, but only two with Jim Steinman, which have come to define her: Total Eclipse of the Heart/Holding Out For A Hero
Ton Loc: Wild Thing/Funky Cold Medina
Young MC: Bust A Move/Principal's Office
Biz Markie: Just A Friend/Spring Again
That's what spilled out off the top of my head, there have to be a billion of 'em.
Props to Crowded House (though they also had that Chocolate Cake song), Motels, A Flock of Seagulls, Human League mentions.
Christopher Cross (ugh) - Sailing and "Theme from 'Arthur'
Now everyone, Please hit wikipedia link which explains true classic rock, as almost everyone's posted suggestions would not be classified as classic rock. Most of the suggestions like Human League, Kim Wilde, Thomas Dolby are new wave, not classic rock. I will do one for that in the future, though.
Crowded House had more than 2 songs that were played on radio. (I freaking love Crowded House.) Marshall Crenshaw is another favorite and he's not classic rock, more in the Costello/Joe Jackson mold of Alternative music. Devo had more than 2, including covers of Satisfaction and Working in a Coal Mine. The Band had more than 2. Todd Rundgren had a lot more than 2 and should have had others that never hit the radio. Only the band and Rundgren would be classic rock possibilities.
Now for the close ones. Blue Oyster Cult was the one I considered that did not make the list, but I didn't include because Godzilla was played a lot in the 70's. I could accept an argument in their favor, though. The Tubes are hard to rate, as they are kind of between classic rock and new wave, plus they did have a couple other songs which were played some on AOR stations.
Once again, I could accept them. Julian Lennon releases were after the classic rock age, but they have the sound to fit, so I could rate him there, also.
Christopher Cross had more than 2 hits, plus he's more adult contemporary and he sucks, which is why I wouldn't put him on my list. Bonnie Tyler is closer, as she falls somewhere between Rod Stewart and Kim Wilde, but overall I don't put her on as I don't think those songs are good.
Classic rock can't be defined, though. I disagree with anyone trying to 'define' music. It is what it is. Your genre ain't my genre.
Let it all hang out - all the two hit wonders!
I can't believe no one's mentioned Joe Walsh though. He's only had two solo hits -- Rocky Mountain Way, and Life's Been Good. (For that matter, so did the James Gang -- Funk #49, and Walk Away.)
As for Lou Reed's solo career, I think Dirty Boulevard (off New York, his best album) barely charted high enough to get him consideration. That's always the tough call though, when one hit so overshadows the rest. Laura Branigan charted with Self Control, after all, but does it really matter?
Classic rock or not, though, the greatest two hit wonder of all deserves her props -- Irene Cara. Fame, then Flashdance (What a Feeling), then... ?
Hard for me to think of 10CC as "Classic Rock" - top 40 was where their stuff got its play - you never heard "Things We Do For Love" on any AOR station to which I ever listened. Hence perhaps some confusion on that.
The Knack? I'm banned for dissing the Knack??? You have got to be kidding me. I love the misogynistic Stones and I don't spend much time getting too worked up over the juvenile mindset of Rock in general, but the Knack's prepubescent leering/girl-hating worldview was just plain offensive intellectually and otherwise. They are crap. Reasonable minds may differ but the idea that I would be even jokingly banned for hating these dorks boggles the mind.
Hard to really think of the Band, Lou Reed, etc as one or two hit wonders - they just hit in a different format. And it goes back to the def'n of "hit". Walk on the Wild Side was a real hit. But "I Love You Suzanne" got lots of AOR airplay when it came out, though it didn't have legs. If you accept these as part of the conversation, The Clash is probably a perfect two hit wonder. Train in Vain and Rock the Casbah. Nothing else of theirs ever hit at all in the US.
Garland Jeffries hit with "96 Tears" and "R-O-C-K Rock" and nothing else. He deserved better. Mystery Kids was a cool song that should have been a hit single if you lop off the Doors-like 4 minute I-don't-know-when-to-stop ending. Actually Jeffries did that alot.
I do agree that 10CC is a close one, as both songs were played much more on top 40 than Classic Rock stations, so that's a legit argument.
I think the James Gang and Joe Walsh examples are good ones, kind of like BOC, as Walsh had other songs played regularly by AOR stations, but these 2 in James Gang and solo career are the 2 standouts and probably the only 2 respectively that continue to be on Classic Rock rotation.
The Clash example might be the best one. Their music is not classic rock, but some of the stations played them on it and it's true that these are the only 2 songs Clash tunes which were played until only recently.
Lou Reed is a decent example, but I would argue that he has little in common with Classic Rock and only "Walk on the Wild Side" was played with any regularity on these stations. Dirty Blvd., etc. were played more on adult alternative stations in the 80's, as I never heard it on a Classic Rock station.
I like Garland Jeffries, also, but I can't say I ever heard him on any classic rock stations in the midwest.
Irene Cara is a classic 2 hit wonder, but not a Classic rock 2 hit wonder. I will do a new wave 80's 2 hit wonder post in the future, which has more opportunites to catch my mistakes. Hey, this is fun, Will and I need to start doing more music posts again.
I do agree that 10CC is a close one, as both songs were played much more on top 40 than Classic Rock stations, so that's a legit argument.
I think the James Gang and Joe Walsh examples are good ones, kind of like BOC, as Walsh had other songs played regularly by AOR stations, but these 2 in James Gang and solo career are the 2 standouts and probably the only 2 respectively that continue to be on Classic Rock rotation.
The Clash example might be the best one. Their music is not classic rock, but some of the stations played them on it and it's true that these are the only 2 songs Clash tunes which were played until only recently.
Lou Reed is a decent example, but I would argue that he has little in common with Classic Rock and only "Walk on the Wild Side" was played with any regularity on these stations. Dirty Blvd., etc. were played more on adult alternative stations in the 80's, as I never heard it on a Classic Rock station.
I like Garland Jeffries, also, but I can't say I ever heard him on any classic rock stations in the midwest.
Irene Cara is a classic 2 hit wonder, but not a Classic rock 2 hit wonder. I will do a new wave 80's 2 hit wonder post in the future, which has more opportunites to catch my mistakes. Hey, this is fun, Will and I need to start doing more music posts again.
The James' Gangs "Funk #48" and "The Bomber" kick the fannies of their 'hits' (as well as "Take a Look Around".)
Classic rock is a truly asinine radio format. Play good songs!
Now it's just classic rock here. Those stations won't even largely play new stuff even by their artists. Springsteen releases a new album in a week or so, so we'll hear Glory Days, I promise. Not that his new album will necessarily deserve airplay, but that's not the point.
Of course, for me, XM is the answer. Those tunes I used to hear pop up most often on The Loft and/or Deep Tracks.
Since we are limited to 'Classic Rock', here are a couple more as I try to redeem myself for the Yvonne Elleman.
Marshall Tucker Band - Heard it in a Love Song, Can't You See
Marty Balin - Hearts, Miracles
Donny Iris - Ah! Leah!, Love is Like A Rock
And see, this is where the "Classic Rock" limitation is so wrong. That stuff is pure pop, not 'rock' at all.
Donny Iris also got some airplay for "Do You Compute??"
here's some other suggestions
Loverboy: Working for the Weekend, Turn Me Loose
Eddie Money: Take Me Home Tonight, Two Tickets to Paradise
(Human League was definitely new wave and they had 4 or 5 "hits")
The only songs I ever here NOW by Loverboy are the two I mentioned, so those are the only songs who made it to "Classic"
Shakin'? I say Bah! It got airplay, but marginal popularity.
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