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Pedro Has A What?
2004-10-01 18:03
by Will Carroll


Ok, let me see if I have this all straight.

Pedro Martinez called the Yankees his "daddy," may or may not have inquired if there was a 45 available in pinstripes, and now is hanging out with a midget.

Not that I have anything against midgets, dwarves or even short people, but this is something straight out of "Iowa Baseball Confederacy." I wish I had my copy handy. I know it's based on reality, so I'm off to do some midget research.

*shakes head*

You have GOT to be kidding me.

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