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The Mysterious Summer Baby Boom
2004-07-27 14:30
by Ken Arneson

Late October, when pitches aren't thrown,
Our wives don't spend evenings alone.
Nine months after that,
While we watch batters bat,
We get babies for reasons unknown.

Congrats to Jason Barker, Christian Ruzich, John Gizzi, and (soon, we hope) Jon Weisman on their new family additions.

Did I forget anyone?

Oh, yes, a big Happy Birthday to my youngest daughter, who turns four tomorrow.

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