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2004-05-19 18:38
by Will Carroll
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Scott Long is now blogging at NSFWsports.com.
Will Carroll can still be found at Baseball Prospectus.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!

Ok, I don't get this at all. While I'm never one to stifle creativity or originality, is there really a need for a porn musical?

Maybe you watch it in that sick sort of "Well, it couldn't be any worse than Cop Rock ... could it?" You just have to know and well, it's porn, so at least you can fast forward.

What I really want to see is the auditions. What kind of freak/horror show will that be? Do you want the good singer or are the ... other skills more important?

And the burning question (tho, do you really want anything associated with porn to be described as 'burning'?) is: Can Ron Jeremy sing?

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