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Johnson

2004-05-13 22:35

by Will Carroll

From last night ... for those of you that can't read lips, Randy Johnson said "motherf@#king roof open. Stupid sons of a bitch." Not great grammar, but Randy pitched lights out the rest of the game ... and lost. Motherf@#ker.

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