So I'll admit I flipped over to see what the "shocking twist" was on Average Joe last night. After selecting the "hunk" instead of the "geek", the woman slips out her big secret to her new love ... she dated Fabio.
Now, dating Fabio might not say much for her taste, I doubt this would hardly be a disqualifying condition for most men. Of course, the doofus on TV freaks out and walks.
We're officially out of twists and reality TV, in that moment, might have jumped the shark. I mean ... Fabio? FABIO?