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Where's Osama?
2004-02-12 22:14
by Will Carroll

Good to see that John Ashcroft has no murders, no terrorists, no leaks, and no other problems to deal with. He's now taken personal control of the steroid problem.

Last time he announced something like this, he wanted the death penalty against someone in Virginia -- and they ended up not only not having a strong enough case to go for the needle, but so weak of one that the case was dropped.

Steroids are serious, but I think the locals - or the IRS - can handle it. Go sing some more ... or maybe, just maybe, do your damned job, Johnny.

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