Cecil Cooper says he'd quit if Barry Bonds was brought to Houston. It's a punk move on several fronts. First, he didn't say it until he knew the team wasn't interested and had announced it publicly. Second, I doubt he'd have the same reaction to local legend Roger Clemens.
It's sad to see Cooper go so far towards being a company man, making him a perfect match for Ed Wade and the hapless Astros. McLane has gone from being a bad imitation of George Steinbrenner to a bad imitation of George W. Bush*.
* As owner, Bush was meddlesome when he felt like it while still being completely ignorant of most operations.