I apologize in advance for even discussing this, but I feel it necessary after seeing this crap. Jose Canseco famously talked about his relationship with Madonna(NSFW and yes, that's f**king Vanilla Ice in the pic), which he confirms he never consummated, in his first book. I've recently wondered if Alex Rodriguez, who Canseco accused of hitting on his wife (and do you blame(NSFW) A-Rod if he did?), followed up on the deal that Canseco couldn't seal with Madonna as a way of getting even.

But here's the thing I never see addressed, largely because we can't talk about sex in the media. Canseco couldn't get his material in the Material Girl because of his steroid use. In addition to shrinking the balls, steroids often cause impotence and in the pre-Viagra days, I'm guessing that while Canseco was arguing that small balls made his dick look bigger, his girlfriends were pointing out that it wasn't getting harder.

So Canseco's cock was much like his brain and his grasp on the truth - soft.