Isn't it about time to start throwing out names for who will replace Willie Randolph? As Fox Sports Ken Rosenthal wrote on Saturday, even when the Mets won, manager Willie Randolph lost.

The Ed Kranepool Society writes what a joke this franchise has turned into, as I've said before there is not a pair of balls in the whole lot. No one can make a decision on who stays and who goes.

Well I think I have the perfect solution to get the Mets off the pot. Klee Irwin. You might ask who Klee Irwin is. He is the informercial genius behind the Dual Action Cleanse system. Besides being a pitchman for projectile bowel movements, Klee is also a dynamic leader who offers personal coaching. It's like Anthony Robbins without the scary jaw and massive teeth.

It takes a special individual to rock a pencil-thin mustache and manage to come off even sleazier than filmmaker John Waters. The Mets have played like they are constipated for awhile, so why not hire a man who has the expertise in getting the most out of people. I mean read this testimonial:

Please sign below to petition to have Klee Irwin the next Mr. Met. I mean, he can't be more full of shit than Bobby Valentine.