So ARod was trying to steal Jose Canseco's lady chick. I doubt Alex pined away for her like Eric Clapton did for George Harrison's wife, but who knows, maybe the next Layla will come out of it?

Inspired by Rick Springfield...as told in the voice of Alex Rodriguez

Jose is a friend. You know he's been a good friend of mine. He hooks me up with roids and bangs a girl who's a nine...Yeah Jose's got a girl and I want to make her mine.

You know, I wish that I had Jose's girl,
I wish that I had Jose's girl
Where can I find a woman like that
Jose's skills have begun to fade,
I tell her it's time to make the Arod change
You know, I feel so dirty
When I discuss all my loot
I'm gonna tell her I've got a boner,
Raging in my baseball suit

Jose's Girl...You know I wish that I had Jose's girl...I want Jose's girl...I will have, Jose's Girl.

Now tell me that you haven't missed this kind of baseball coverage?