You might say I'm a bit of a film buff. One recent phenomenom in cinema has been brother directing teams creating movie magic together. For example, some love the Coen brothers, others are fanatical about the Wachowski brothers, while there are countless others who prefer the slapstick comedy of the Farrelly brothers. I don't dispute their talents, but the siblings who have had the greatest impact on my life are the Bang Brothers. (NSFW) These auteurs of the ass are true innovators in their use of the lens.

Recently I was watching their work in the classic MILF genre. In it there was the revolutionary idea of a college boy back for the summer mowing the lawn of the sexy older woman down the street. I will admit I was initially moved by the genius displayed in this scene, but then the actor mentioned that he was excited to be with a woman so much more experienced, a mature woman who was 35 YEARS OLD! This statement changed everything for me, as it put a mirror up to myself. I realized that I was part watching/part fantasizing that I was the boy, when in real truth, I was at a more advanced age than the older woman being defiled. What a wakeup call from my Peter Pan existence, as it made me consider my own mortality for the first time. I'm actually older than many of the Mothers I'd Like to F***.

Once again, Pornography helps us understand ourselves better. Sure many of us think it, but we fail to publicly acknowledge it. Thank you PORN for making the world a better place.