I have never seen a ball, in all my years watching baseball at Wrigley - which is actually since I got cable in 1983 - go even close to that far. He killed it. Killed it.

The five run lead doesn't make me feel confident after yesterday. As much as I hate 'gritty, gutty' talk, the Fish are indeed gritty and gutty. If teams are a reflection of their manager, I think the Marlins might be just a bit too senile to know not to keep battling.

I'll admit I watched Joe Millionaire, but isn't Fox getting a bit too misogynistic with these commercials?

And who thought Bret Boone was a good idea? Maybe it is ... I haven't switched over to listen yet.

Wait, wait, wait ... did TIM FRICKING WAKEFIELD just saw off Posada? How does that happen without the intervention of termites or wood bores?