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Regular Juice readers realize that I've been known to take shots at American Idol from time to time. I've been silent on the show this year, as this is the first season of AI that I've actually felt compelled to consistently watch past the Gong Show episodes that begin each year. This year has had the best depth and diversity, with five or six singers possessing real talent.
From the beginning of this season, Chris Daughtry has been the star of the show. He has one of the best rock singer voices I have ever heard, despite his often bad choices in musical selection. It seemed like a Bush Administration (my new way of saying no-brainer) that he would be in the finals, but last night Daughtry was dumped. I bet even Last Comic Standing winner Dat Phan was shocked. I can just imagine the "hilarious" routine Phan has written about the decision, with his mom saying, "What you mean, Chris Daughtry lose to that girl?"
Watching Daughtry and Katherine McPhee's faces after the announcement reminded me of Roy Jones Jr. being screwed in the 1988 Olympic boxing finals. I was waiting for the shocked McPhee to lift Daughtry's arm up in celebration of the true champion, like the South Korean fighter did for Jones.
McPhee is a gorgeous young woman who the camera loves, but she is at best a broadway musical type singer, not a pop star. Seventeen-year-old Paris Bennett was the best female vocalist on the show this season. Bennett reminds me of an NBA draft choice who might have come out one year too early, as she could have used more maturity. I wouldn't be surprised, though, if she ends up having the longest career of this year's contestants.
Outside of McPhee, the other two singers left are Taylor Hicks and Elliott Yamin. Hicks has a good personality and does a fair Michael McDonald impersonation, but his career will follow Clay Aiken's, performing for 50-year-old women at State Fairs. Not a bad thing, overall, but not what American Idol is seeking in its champion.
Lost in the Daughtry controversy has been that Yamin has gotten better and better each week to the point where I think he's had the best performances the past three weeks. While I don't think he has the kind of fanbase to win the competition, he has been the most versatile singer on the show. His vocal style has a Donnie-Hathaway-meets-the-Rat-Pack sensibility, which, properly marketed, could make him the Jaime Cullum of the U.S. If Yamin wins or not, it's his CD I would buy first from the 2006 American Idol show.
A final note on Daughtry. By losing a fight he so obviously should have won, Roy Jones, Jr. came out of the 1988 Olympics a bigger star than if he had won Gold. I would think that being crowned American Idol champion would have been a negative in regards to obtaining street cred in the rock world, so this is blessing. Being mentioned in the same breath as Fantasia or Carrie Underwood is not exactly going to create instant comraderie backstage at Ozzfest.
I will be interested to hear Daughtry's first album, as he's someone who could go either way. His instincts seem to go more towards the Nickelback world, which might sell records, but is music for the messes. When he explores his Ed Kowalczyk side (Live's lead singer), Daughtry has more substance. It will be vital for him to pick the right producer (See: Rick Rubin) who can help him stay away from AOR-balladeer that many will push him towards. Sure he's got a great voice, but so do singers in bands like Train, Goo Goo Dolls, and Tonic. It's the songwriting for him that will make the difference between rock stardom and opening for Poison at the Burlington Steamboat Days in 2010.
That being said - and I'll memory-drop here, in that I was ringside at the famous Jones fight in Seoul, working as a gopher for NBC - beyond perhaps the relative shock, there is no comparison between the two. Jones destroyed that other fighter. Chris is good, probably better than Katherine on Tuesday but not dramatically so. I think Katherine can be a pop star, not that I really understand the term, but she just needs to be less self-aware when she sings. She has the voice - she just needs more comfort on stage. And better clothes.
I have to say that his music selections over the weeks don't inspire confidence that he'll head down that route. He says LIVE is his favorite band, and you're right; they're a band he should try to emulate -- producing rock songs with lots of substance. Unfortunately, LIVE hasn't exactly been selling tons of albums lately, either, so what do I know?
And by the way, I love the NBA/Paris analogy....that is dead on....and I agree too that I think she'll have a longer career than anyone else from this season.
Hillarious. Guy goes on a show and get knocked off, then bad mouths the winner. Maybe it's time to take the hint.
The shock was he went home on a week when McPhee completely tanked, but in hindsight it appeared Katharine (and Elliot) have been saved by absorbing fans of recent dismissals like Paris and Kellie Pickler. I can't imagine Daughtry picking up more fans as the show went on you liked him or you didn't - which meant he was going to lose at some point.
It doesn't look like it's only the winners that are tied up. (Then again, Aiken did manage to get out of the contract.)
People will sell their mind, body, and soul for a chance to fulfill their aspirations. Signing an exclusive contract like that is a sign-o-the-times.
As for Roy Jones Jr being compared in any way to this rocker......... In some circles... many circles, this rocker would have lost to the hottie. In no world does Jones lose to the Korean. He lost because he was too good, because the humans recording the bout couldn't keep up with his pace, forcing the computer to discard many of their inputs. There was no subjectivity at all. It was a pure man v man v machine gaffe of the highest order.
But, I'm reading that it was more likely that it was corruption.
I gotta read some more. I'd hate to think I'm already losing it.
I definitely lost it. The scoring system I'm describing was brought in because of the Jones fiasco.
And he is just beginning. An inner city kid, with diabetes, 90% deaf in one ear is growing right before our eyes and ears. He, with the right backing, can become a classic. His isn't the first CD I will buy, his will be the only one - and I can't wait.
After some time passed, what man at the Jones fight suspected was revealed: it was fixed. There was a vote exchange among some judges to favor certain countries. The punch stats by NBC favored Jones inordinately. I've got pictures of the count-a-punch guys with their printout.
Comment about Clay Aiken; way off base-apparently, Scott, you have never been to any of Clay's concerts because he has fans of all ages. He is the genuine entertainer; these up-coming stars could learn a thing or two from Mr.Aiken! Truly remarkable to see on stage! I am no where near 50 either nor male, don't let the name fool you!
Do some illegal downloading and listen to Taylor sing "Georgia". He pulls it off. I'd like to see any idol try to pull off a Ray Charles/Willie Nelson song.
Chris is good. No, he's great. But he ain't no Taylor. (too contrived)
BWT
I thought you had it for a second. You dropped the ball, mate.
It doesn't matter whether or not Chris was the best singer. We all want a story. Taylor's a better performer. (watch Chris with the mic stand.....it's awkward and contrived)
Taylor's a real man, a workingman (if you will excuse the Grateful Dead reference) who enjoys performing and is not worried about camera placement.
Not to say that Chris is (or was) but I'll be damned if I can call Kathy McPhee a winner after this show.
She sux.....that's right, boys, with an 'x.'
BWT
Here is some info if you're interested -
http://www.chrisdaughtry-fans.com - Chris Daughtry and the band
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