Everybody's got one, so I want one too ...

Despite the fact that I have a horrible track records with such things, I'm asking for suggestions on a tagline, something to go just under the prosaic "Will Carroll Weblog" and give everyone an idea what goes on here or at least a laugh.

Formerly, I tried to come up with a nickname ("King of Pain," didnt stick) and a slogan for BPR ("You only think you know baseball," also didn't stick), so maybe third time's the charm.

I'm tempted by the easy "Diary of a Madman" or something precious like a takeoff of the Garry Shandling Show theme, but I'm hoping someone can do better. Post away, boys ...