Here at the The Juice, we try to keep you informed on the saga of steroids in our modern day society. Leading this effort has been the Juice's other reporter, Will Carroll, constantly promoting his new book here. (which can be preordered at Amazon and would make a great Mother's Day gift!) Well, as much as I'm looking forward to reading it, there is a new expose on the subject that puts Will's book on the backburner.

In this explosive tell-all about his time in the Bush White House, Colin Powell blows the lid off of hidden juicing going on in DC. Here's is just one excerpt from this earth-shattering book.

"The signs were right there, if anyone had cared to pay attention," Powell said. "The bursts of foul-mouthed rage from Cheney... The sudden emergence of Donald Rumsfeld as a major-league heavy hitter in Defense... And how anyone overlooked Condi's pop-eyed, clench-jawed grimace, I'll never know. She was shooting up with synthetic testosterone every six hours—more on Cabinet-meeting days."

I recommend reading this story at the Onion.com. I mean think of all the high school academic dweebs who never considered using steroids, reading about their heroes and realizing that to be the next Karl Rove they need to get out the needles. Sad. Very Sad. Extremely Sad. Extremely, Extemely Sad.........