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Mouse Potato: Cubs vs. Reds
2004-04-05 18:27
by Ken Arneson

Top 1, Corey beats Cory, as Patterson takes Lidle deep. "Dusty Baker doesn't want to see that," says Joe Morgan, immediately placing his unique logic on full display.

Sosa pops up. Alou flies to left. If they're hitting the ball in the air off Lidle, the Reds are in for a long day.

Adjectives: there's no reason to fear them.

When Lidle struggles, he nibbles, and now he loads the bases. Alou doubles to clear them.

Reds scratch out a couple against Wood, but the rally dies when Casey strikes out.

GMail looks tempting, but privacy makes me pause with doubt.

Barrett hustles himself into a triple. He should have been out at third.

7-0 Tigers. Perhaps picking the Tigers to win the AL Central wasn't so absurd.

ESPN shows Sandy Alomar Jr. homering in Ozzie Guillen's managerial debut. My wife says: "Ozzie Guillen? Ozzie Guillen is managing? Whose idea was that?"

5-4 now after a double by Casey at the bat.

Hey, Ruz, it's Mike Wuertz! He throws strikes! He goes 1-2-3! He knows how to perform!

Stretch time. The last few innings have been quiet. The clam before the storm?

My spelling is gelling!

Kent Mercker? Isn't he too old yet?

Cubs score two when Dunn arrives at a fly, but then forgets to hold it.

Wow! A single to center with men on first and third becomes a double play: 8-2-5!

Borowski's save looks shaky, but he manages to survive.

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